I've never been so happy to hear Hail to the Victors

I can't stand that smug-looking bastard Bret Bielema so I'm glad Wisconsin blew a 19 point halftime lead at Michigan. Purdue sucked today against Notre Dame. Can somebody please just squash the Irish or at least get Charlie Weis's other knee? I'm all for terrible things that are funny.

One more gripe: Stop it with the "insert-your-team-color-out" at your stadium. There are real things as a blackout or whiteout which makes it cool, but there is no such thing as an orange-out or a maize-out. You're gonna ruin the fun at Georgia (blackout tonight against Alabama-go Dawgs) and Happy Valley (whiteout vs. Illinois-go PSU obv).