Why in your right mind would you ever want to work for the Raiders?

I'm watching the Al Davis press conference at the top of SportsCenter and am just absolutely amazed. Al Davis is crazy.

Also on the crazy list is the stock market (duh). It rebounded almost 500 points today after dropping almost 800 yesterday. Being a poker player, I understand variance, but it would be nice if the roller coaster would settle down. I have some idea of how things work and know it's not possible, but it would make things a lot easier for everybody.

I found the clear lenses for my Oakleys in the laundry. I think they were in the pocket of my favorite blue shirt. Good news for me so I can go back to wearing them at work tomorrow instead of the horrible regular safety glasses.